this week’s Weekend Confirmed included some discussion about how Microsoft “fixed” a part of Kinect before launch. Kinect was going to require standing, although this fix allows the system to actually recognize sitting properly. Launch titles won’t be able to use it, because they had to develop without it, but later titles will. So, the idea that the next Kinect Adventures would have a bunch of sitting things, like paddling in a boat, etc. Cannata, kind of in passing, throws out the idea of “Sit and Spin!” Those things you sit in, “spin” the little disc in the center, and you start spinning. Puke chairs, kind of.
So here’s my idea. What if BEFORE this Sit and Spin, Microsoft adds 3D to the 360 (3D-60?). So, you’ll be able to VIRTUALLY ride a Sit and Spin, IN THREE FREAKING DEE. The game will be simple steps:
1. You and your friends get shit faced
2. Put on the 3D glasses, start Sit and Spin
3. Vomit
4. Whoever puked the fastest WINS!
It’ll be incredibly popular with the bulimics.
</sarcasm>
